Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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