you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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