is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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