Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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