so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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