kristin has been a bad kristin
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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