what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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