Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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