And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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