so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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