Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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