Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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