it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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