Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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