at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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