I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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