I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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