...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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