No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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