I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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