6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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