He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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