I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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