Dual....:-)
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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