I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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