Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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