We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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