Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
