I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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