He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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