when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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