Buhtt sex?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize