D3 body, D1 cock
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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