it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
