just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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