i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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