so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I look better un-naked...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You have to summon your inner elephant
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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