All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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