Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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