I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
tell me about the fingering
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