it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
