Quick, to the slutcave!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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