He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
