how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Drunk is not a location!
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