why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Boobs speak an international language.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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