your room smells of hookers.
And success
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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