2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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