win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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