Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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