Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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