names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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