guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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