so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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