just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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